4.29.2011

No, I am not the City of Stillwater

Weird phone call today...

"Hello, Is this the City of Stillwater?"
"Huh?"
"I'm trying to reach the City of Stillwater."
"I'm not the City of Stillwater."
"My husband is trying to..."
Cutting her off "You have the wrong number."
She hands phone to her husband. "Hi, I'm trying to reach the City of Stillwater."
"This is a private number, man. I'm not the City."
"Well, how do I get in touch with the City of Stillwater?"
"I dunno... get a phonebook?"
Confused Silence.
"Look, I'm not the City and I don't have their number. Get a phonebook. You dialed the wrong number."
"..."
"Have a good day." At this point I hung up.

Right.